John and the worms John sat playing in the garden, when his mother came out and found him about to eat a worm. She turned pale and said, "No, John! Stop! That’s horrible! You can’t eat worms.” Trying to convince him further she said, "Now the mother worm is looking for the baby-worm.” "No,” replied John. "Why,” asked his mother. "Because I ate the mother first.”Tom and studying "It’s clear you haven’t been studying Geography, so what’s your excuse,” said Tom’s teacher. "Well my dad says the world is always changing so am waiting for it to settle and I study it.”Poor results Father: Son, how are your results? Son: They are under water. Father: What do you mean by that?Son: They are below C – level!Dumb JohnTeacher: Can anybody give an example of coincidence?Johnny: Yes, my mother and father got married on the same day and time.