Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?A: Time to fix the fence!Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmellow?A: So he wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate.Q: What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at a movie?A: Miss most of the film.Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?A: Did you ever try to iron one?Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?A: Get out of it’s way!

Q: What is gray and blue and very big?A: An elephant holding it’s breath!Q: What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?A: Ten after one!Q: What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds?A: CinderellephantQ: What was the elephant’s favorite sport?A: SquashQ: How do you keep an elephant from charging?A: You take away its credit cards!Q: What’s the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes?A: Get out of it’s way!Q: What do you do with a blue elephant?A: You try and cheer her up