…always copy and paste everything they see.  I will start by pointing out that the things I write here are my original works not copy and paste material. That is why I have all the rights to hate people who simply copy and paste things as their Facebook status yet they were asked what was on their mind. I have seen the same on Twitter and even some of our journalists do this not knowing it is actually a big crime with a big name – plagiarism. Why do you spend time proving to the rest of the world that your head is simply empty or full of urine? I hate you.…use their jobs to satisfy their evil fantasies. I wish I could be allowed to do my hating in 3D. That way I will be allowed to slap or even punch some of the stupid people who are always improving on their stupidity.   The other day I saw this footage of a Ugandan police officer fondling the breast of a grown woman under the guise of arresting her. Each time I think of this joker who has no respect for women or mothers I simply get down on my knees and pray that someone can slap him so hard that he gets an instant tattoo on his face. How do such fools go past job interview stage?     …put too much emotion in things that don’t concern them. Today my hatred has no borders. After hating on that Ugandan officer, allow me to send my anger to the Kenyan capital. Did you hear about the moron who stabbed his friend because of the Manchester United and Manchester City? The funny thing here is that it is very possible that the British High Commissioner in Kenya does not care about such part time thinkers. It is just a game and there was even no Kenyan involved. So why do you act like you own one of the clubs yet you don’t even have money for ugali. This world is crazy. …think war is the answer to every problem. This one goes out to the people of Sudan and South Sudan. I am sick and tired of hearing about the conflicts between these two countries. The two are acting like jealous co-wives. After years of war I can believe these two countries are thinking of fighting again. Don’t you guys have better things to do? Now every time I hear the word Sudan I get images of war in my head. Does every small problem have to be solved with guns? Haven’t the wars cost enough lives already?  Is this just a population control stunt? I think people in Sudan need new hobbies.      …pretend to be surprised each time a new month begins. "I cannot believe it is already May 2012.” The next time I hear someone saying such rubbish I swear I will hit them with a heavy calendar. So what is so shocking about the months? I thought May had to follow April once the 30 days had elapsed. It is not my fault that you are behind schedule on your unachievable New Year resolutions. The days have to follow each other whether you want it or not.  So get back to work and stop whining otherwise June will be here soon and you will have no more excuses. In the meantime get yourself a calendar and stop acting like a fool at the beginning of each month. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or a text message to +250 788 545293