Another incident in America’s continuing war on Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian’s dismissed publicity-husband. At a match between his New Jersey Sports Participants and the New York Knickerbockers, Humphries, who plays power distraction for the Sports Participants, was "boo[ed?

Mercilessly … the second he took the court,” Fox News reports. "As he was each and every time he touched the ball for the full five minutes his coach had him on the floor.” Booing, as all serious athletics enthusiasts know, is a sign of displeasure. Kris Humphries, as all serious E! viewers know, is also a sign of displeasure.