…think they can use SMS language all the time. It is sad that all the hours some of you spent in school are
just going to waste thanks to the brainless adoption of new technology influenced language. Thanks to the
limitations of how many characters you can use in a text message, we often end up wrtng lyk dis jst 2 mek a
pt in a few words. But it is a clear sign of limited use of your brain if you use this same stupid writing
style in an Email or even on platforms like Facebook. If you are writing an email you need to cut out that
childish style if you are to be taken seriously at all. I just hate those who don’t know when to use it and
when not to.

…think violence is the answer. I have heard some disturbing stories of an artist who was beaten up
apparently because he is considered to be a homosexual. Is this not the most ignorant crap you have heard
in a long time? Just because you do not like someone does not mean you should beat them up otherwise I
would not be here writing this but at your door pounding your head to pulp with a cricket bat. If I was to
beat all the people that I hate here then I would have to beg assistance from the guys who beat up Gadaffi
or NATO itself. The fact that you hate the guy is bad enough. Now go find a hobby instead of resorting to
actions that will free you from rent. Jail time?

…always judge other people based on stereotypes. Please spare us the pain of your vacationing mental
faculties. It is always so annoying whenever I meet or hear people judging others based on cheap
stereotypes. The other day a former friend (yeah he is not my friend anymore) met someone with a beard and
a dressed in a tunic and he told me how the guy was looking like Al Shabaab! Sometimes you never know how
ignorant someone is until they open their mouth. I bet next time he will tell me that he met a man with a
big tummy and he looked like he was satisfied. Think, people, it’s not illegal. Get to know a person before
making silly and unsubstantiated conclusions.

…don’t know what their clients should see or not see. This is for all those ignorant shop/restaurant owners
who delay to open their places on time and when we get there we find you cleaning the place instead of
serving clients. Dude I came here for a cup of tea not to supervise you as you clean the premises. I
thought you sold food not an ugly cleaning sight? There should be a difference between the time for clients
and your time to tidy the place. If you have to do regular cleaning while clients are around, try not to be
a pain to them while at it. If you can’t manage this, then, please, close and send me your CV.

…always complaining about almost anything. There is a huge difference between complaining and hating. My
job is to hate not complain. If you are still confused then go get yourself a dictionary. Ok what was I
saying? Yeah, I hate guys who have made it their hobby to complain about anything and everything. You know
the kind who enter a restaurant and complain about the seats, waiters, the food and then the bill? Dude,
why don’t you just go home and cook for yourself so that the world can be a more peaceful place? Guys like
you keep make life difficult for the rest of us simply because you are unwilling to use your head or shut up for once.    

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