…use the trade expo to market their idleness.  Once again it is that time of the year when the business community and its clients gather at the Gikondo Expo Grounds to see what is available on the market.

Unfortunately, some fools use this event to pass time moving from one stall to another with no sense of purpose at all.

These idle people make life difficult for the rest of us who go there to do serious things like finding people to hate.

If you really don’t have things to do, please, stay at home so that the world can be a more interesting place for the rest of us.

This hatred is also directed to those who go to the expo grounds everyday to do the same thing. Nothing.  

…just go to the expo to ask silly questions. Some jokers reach the expo and instantly transform into journalists and start interviewing everyone they find exhibiting.

The boring folks are not afraid to move from one stall to another asking the same stupid questions? "Hano mukora iki?” Ibi n’ibiki?

These jokers just keep asking so many questions making you wonder which media house they are working with! It is ok to make inquiries on some products but when you start asking endless questions as if you are trying to drain all the energy from the people exhibiting then I think you should be arrested. Yes arrested for being a nuisance to society.

…think that the expo is an invitation to a drinking spree. Interestingly, the annual trade expo always happens at a time when the country is experiencing a dry season.

Due to the dry season, many people find themselves thirsty, which is ok. My job today is to hate those who take this thirst to another level and consuming as much alcohol as the breweries can produce.

I am talking about all those alcoholics who simply go to this event to do nothing but drink and drink until they forget the days of the calendar. If drinking is your hobby, why not drink from that bar near your home.

This event is for traders and manufacturers to exhibit their products and you should not hijack it to exhibit your bad manners.    

…walk carelessly while at the expo. There is this particularly annoying breed of human beings at the expo who in all fairness deserve to be punched in the teeth.

Yes, I am talking of all those people who walk carelessly and in the process step on other show goers or push them around. 

I know that the place attracts crowds but this should not be an excuse for one to test one’s lack of discipline. Some people even had the guts of stepping on me, The Hater.

What is wrong with society? People no longer have respect for important members of society like me. Oh, I hate these social misfits.

…continue to exhibit the same things each year. One of these days my hatred may turn violent. I have been to the expo in Gikondo every year without missing. However, I cannot fail to hate those companies that exhibit the same things each year.

What happened to innovation? Don’t you think it is boring for us to keep getting the same déjà vu feeling each year when we come to your stall? Why does PSF keep allowing these people to book space?

If they really have nothing new to offer then it is time PSF offered me a stall so that I can exhibit my hatred for such people.    

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