…cannot see that some things need to be replaced. I am totally sick and tired of walking into a restaurant and served tea in a cup that has cracks!

It is bad enough if I have to endure poor customer care but when it comes to cracked china cups then I think someone ought to be slapped immediately. For all the money you charge us to have just a cup of tea, how come you cannot replace the old cups.

And don’t you start saying that The Hater goes to cheap restaurants. The fact is that I hate people who treat customers this way. If the cup is cracked get rid f it and buy another one, it is that simple.

…still fail to plan for their salaries. I am paid per ‘hate’ so I don’t belong in the category of salary earners. That means I can hate them without fear or favour. I hate all those people who by the 15th of the month have nothing to show for a salary. Then I hate more those who always have to get an over draft and by the time their salary arrives they are busy paying up what they had borrowed from the bank in the first place. Do you also need to be told by The Hater that a salary covers a month and not just a weekend? What makes you think you have a right to spend all your earnings in the bar this weekend and then become a problem to the rest of us? I hate you.

…blame others for the things they themselves cannot do. I have always disliked armchair football coaches. I hate all those people who sat behind their cheap Chinese TV sets and shouted at our young boys the Junior Wasps as they played in the under 17 FIFA World Cup. I heard fools trying to tell the young boys how and where to score! Dude you are in Kabeza and you think you can give instructions to someone in Mexico. Wake up! And besides, how many of you can actually kick a ball before you start transforming yourself into an unwanted coach.

…continue to ride on other people’s success. Let me use this chance to announce that I really hate all the contestants of the Tusker Project fame as well as the organisers of the whole event. I was totally pissed to find out that these so called stars are still singing other people’s songs after having been trained with some even given a lot of money. Why are we wasting our time looking at people who are only good at singing other people’s songs? Where is the creativity? Or should we assume that all along they have just been drinking Tusker beer. Even me The Hater, I do not write other people’s work I do my own yet I am not sponsored by a beer company. .

…cannot understand what I write here. In case you cannot read the things I write here then I advise you to ignore this page or to return to school so that you can learn how to read English. I recently got a text message from someone saying, "Comment? The Hater? Bivuze iki?” Now what am I supposed to do with such people other than hating them. The things written here are for those who have no problem with the English language. I do not have the time to translate my hatred into other languages. If you really have trouble understanding this then you should hire the services of a translator or better still copy and paste everything in Google Translate. My job is to hate not to explain my hate. Why doesn’t the police arrest such people?

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