…are still bitter that Manchester lost to Barcelona.
 
What is wrong with some people? Why invest your emotions in a team that has to play against Barcelona? Don’t you know that this team has a magician called Lionel Messi?

The boy can even dribble past his own team mates just to score! How do you support a team that cannot even get the ball? I thought the game was called football not foot watch.  Actually when I was watching the game I felt like a Manchester player because they were also mainly just watching the Barcelona players and not playing. FIFA should ban Barcelona until there is a team good enough to play against them.

…keep assuming I am in need of a flash disk.

Dear friends one of these days I think I will be arrested for slapping those sweaty guys in the city centre who keep begging me to buy a 32GB flash disk. What makes them think I really need it or whether I don’t know where to get one if I needed it.

Why do they always single me out among all the people walking on the street? I hate every week so I do not even need the flash to store my hate.  And why would I buy a flash disk from a guy who does not look like he has ever touched a computer? Street vendors often make me sick, but the flash disk fellows are more like Ebola. I hate them so much.

…give themselves weird names.

Have you noticed the lousy names that our so called music producers give themselves? One is called Licki Lick! What kind of name is that? It sounds like a brand of cheap ice cream to me.

Then there is another called Pastor P? So what the hell does P stand for? Why can’t you get real names like The Hater instead of calling yourself bits of the alphabet? I think these guys get the inspiration from the musicians whose names are as confusing as the songs they sing.
I also wonder what it would cost to produce a song where the producer does not announce his name.

…do the same things the same way.

If you listen to some of the music produced here these days you would want to beat the living daylights out of our musicians. Why in Jesus’ name do all they sound so similar? I know you share studios but do you also have to share voices and beats?

Why don’t you guys just form one big choir instead of us having to guess whether a particular song is by The Ben, Tom Close or Meddy? Next month I am actually going to start singing just to show these people how things should be done. Hating you is no longer enough, I think.

…write all their boring life secrets as their Facebook status.

Facebook always asks, "What’s on your mind?” But many part time thinkers simply write a lot of garbage like, I lost my keys, I am going to shower, this taxi is old, I am in class, I am walking down the street.

Hey this is Facebook not your diary where you put all the details of your boring life. No one is interested in whether you are eating Sombe or omelette. If you have nothing serious to post on your wall then do not bother posting.

After all there is no reward for posting nonsense on Facebook. Find some better things to do like reading The Hater every Sunday. It will change your life for the better I am telling you. 

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