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Grandma and grandpa always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision one day to make it ‘yesterday’s once more yet again’. They set a date to meet at the riverbank where they used to go when they were young. The next day, grandpa got up at 6:00 am in the morning, dashed to the river-bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, and waited for his sweetheart.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Grandma and grandpa always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision one day to make it ‘yesterday’s once more yet again’. They set a date to meet at the riverbank where they used to go when they were young.

The next day, grandpa got up at 6:00 am in the morning, dashed to the river-bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, and waited for his sweetheart.

But grandpa ended up disappointed because grandma never showed up even after sunset.

Grandpa went home angry; he opened the door and saw grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow. He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned; "why didn’t you come to our date?’’ Grandma hid her face in the pillow and replied shyly, "Mom didn’t allow me to go.....’’
 
The author is a student at FAWE GIRLS’ School

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