I hate people who…

…put up useless signs and notices.
I wonder why in this day and age we still have people who are paid to do nothing. I am talking about those who bother to put up a sign or notice that will never be respected. Don’t you just hate it when you go to a fuel station and there is a sign telling people to switch off their mobile phones?
Do you know anyone who ever switches of their phone? Even those with two phones cannot switch off at least one. Others even have the guts to make calls while there.

"Hello, I am here at Kobil.” I just hate whoever thought putting up such a notice was a smart move.  

…continue to doubt when told something clearly.
On behalf of a friend of mine who recently decided to quit smoking, I would like to seriously hate all those part time thinkers who keep saying they do not believe that he really quit smoking. Doubting is not such a bad thing even Thomas in the Bible doubted that Jesus had actually resurrected.

But how is my friend supposed to prove that he really quit if you choose not to believe him? Should he just move around with a sealed packet of cigarettes to show that he is not doing it any more?

I hate these people so much that when I see them I feel like starting to smoke instead!    

…waste our time doing things that do not concern us.
Do you know those moments when you are in a hurry and you decide to jump on a motorcycle to save time? Then instead of being taken to your destination quickly the guy decides to go to a fuel station.

This is so disrespectful and annoying. I always feel like slapping these guys only to notice the hard helmet protecting their dysfunctional heads. I also hate the drivers of public taxis who do the same thing. Listen, I need to go to my destination not to escort you to the fuel station. How would you feel if I also asked you to pass by the bank so I can pick some money or to a restaurant to first eat something, as you wait?    

…attend parties just to pose for photos.
 Although I hate many things, I really enjoy parties. It is one of those times when I see happy people sharing eats and drinks plus some boring speeches. However, I must say I hate these partygoers who spend the whole time just posing for photos.

Can’t they just realise that they are at a party not at the photo studio? Apparently some just do this so that they can get photos to upload on Facebook. As if that is not enough, they are usually the least important people at the party.

It is always that girl who was invited by a friend that was also invited by the neighbour, who keeps putting out her teeth each time she sees a person with a camera.  

…always complain when they board an empty taxi.
Of late I have decided to park my car so that I do not contribute to pollution and things like global warming. However, I hate the fools who enter a taxi and immediately complain about it being empty.

Listen joker if it was full then you would have no where to sit.
And if you really wanted to see it get full fast then I suggest you start moving around with your extended family.

If you cannot afford to do this then I suggest you keep your mouth shut and wait for other passengers or for the time when you can afford your own car. Basically you have a right to remain silent each time you enter a public commuter taxi.

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