…have very loud and annoying ring tones.

Oh please do not even pretend to look around. Yes, you with that cheap phone and its sickening ring tone. I wonder why people continue to buy these cheap China phones with their lousy and loud ring tones.

Some of them sound like fire alarms if you ask me. I think these phones either do not have a function for reducing the volume or the owners do not know how to use it. It is always very annoying to find yourself in the same space with a person owning such a phone.

It is time for these people to be arrested and charged with noise pollution. I am sure Rwanda will be a much better place to live if these people are dealt with.     

…complain about their airtime when I receive their calls.

This world is indeed full of so many crazy but annoying people. I have no option but to hate all those who complain about their airtime when you receive their calls simply because they were beeping.

What kind of madness is this? How can you say I have ‘eaten’ your airtime? After all, my phone just showed me that you were calling and not beeping. More so, your money was spent the moment you bought airtime. You should be blaming MTN or TIGO not me. Anyway these days I just delete such people from my phone book.

I cannot stand people who own phones yet they do not intend to make real calls.

…keep on doing the same work without completing.

If at all you are a resident of Kigali then I ask you to please stand up and join me in hating these guys, who have turned the job of fixing the roads in the city into a hobby. I know you have noticed them as you travel along our roads.

I am not a road engineer but it is still very confusing that these people choose to dig up roads that are in good condition, fix them and after we are used to the new road, they dig it up again and fix it, again! This is nothing but engineering madness!

Actually after writing this I am going to approach them and show them other roads that really deserve to be fixed just in case they had failed to locate them. 

…keep thinking that I need their services.

This is not an empty threat but a serious warning to those people who call themselves barbers. I really hate it when I am walking from one place to another and simply because I happen to be passing near a hair salon, a bunch of idle men decide that I should come in for a haircut.

In the first place, I am adult and if I want a haircut I know when and where to go. I don’t need to be shouted at or reminded by idle fellows like you calling me grand frère as if I am your big brother.

Why don’t you leave me alone to grow my Afro in peace? 

…withdraw their whole salary every time they go to the bank.

The month has finally come to an end and some of you are dying to visit the bank to get your hands on your January salary. I just hate those of you who have a habit of withdrawing everything when you get to the bank.

Why would a normal person withdraw all their money leaving the account at zero balance every end of the month? What is the role of the bank if you cannot let it keep your money for even a single day?
It is people like you who are keeping our economy behind. Salary earners should have a saving culture and if they fail then I will hate them at the end of each month.     

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