…always engage in lousy talk.
I just don’t understand why people who have nothing to say always prefer to use words to prove this. There are these worthless creatures who are always talking about how such and such a person makes a lot of money in a certain way?

The funny thing is that they always claim to know how rich people make their money yet they fail to figure out how to make their own.

I prefer people who act instead of those who spend hours on idle talk. Why don’t they emulate The Hater? I never talk I just act on those useless people by exposing them here each Sunday and I am paid for this!

…hold conversations in the wrong places.
Conversing with nice people like The Hater can be so nice. However, I really hate those mentally challenged people who hold conversations where people are supposed to pass and thus block the passage. I am more incensed by the fact that in most cases these people are often just talking about irrelevant things like who has the most expensive car in Kigali.

How I just wish there could be a new law to arrest such lousy characters. They really need to be having these pointless conversations somewhere in ‘1930’ (jail) and not on our clean streets.

…always ask to ‘borrow’ small sums of money.
Being one of the few big thinkers around town let me tell you something else I hate. I hate very much those people with that sickening habit of always begging for small amounts of money. You know those jokers who love saying, "Lend me Rwf1000, I will pay you back tomorrow.”

These guys simply never pay back and they are not even shy to ask you for Rwf500 the next day. At the end of the year you will be shocked not by how much they have borrowed but how much they humbly stole (since they never pay back).

From today, anyone who needs money can send me an email. I will only respond to those who need 100,000 or more. I hate petty borrowers because they are actually petty thieves! 

…behave like animals when using public transport.
I am always pissed off by the way some people behave while in a taxi. Do they even realise that this is a public facility? I just hate the ones who expose their thinking deficiencies by refusing to get out so that someone disembarking can get out comfortably.

You know those times when you want to get out and someone decides to just fold their knees instead of first getting out.

Some are even arrogant enough to shout at you to pass. I cannot tell you how many times I step on these fools’ feet punishing them for not thinking beyond their noses. 

…don’t stick to their plans.
 Some sportsmen are just too unserious to stick to their plans. Do you know this stupid habit of theirs where they announce retirement only to return shortly after? After winning so much and earning a lot of money, they smile for the cameras announcing their retirement only to return two years later.

I wonder who tells them to come back. Is it their wives? Mike Tyson, Michael Jordan, Lance Armstrong and recently Michael Schumacher have all done this turn-around stunt.

As if that is not enough, some guy in the media is now talking about getting back to his rugby playing days! I think he is just trying to make a Hater laugh. I don’t laugh, I just hate. 

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