Ladies and Gentlemen, am officially requesting that we make Kevin and Elizabeth person non-grata from the Big Brother house, because they are a threat to the male species.

As I told you yesterday, Biggie has paired up the housemates in the house, and this week, the pairs that are up for eviction are-Hannington-Yacob and Elizabeth-Kevin.

We all know what the Nigerian midget did to us…..Biggie fans, he was responsible for Phil’s eviction, ruining what could have been the most entertaining romance since Gateano and Abby four years ago.

And to his pair mate, Elizabeth who is also responsible for Comedian Erastus’s eviction on Sunday.

Now the primary goal for the housemates in the house is to entertain the viewers, and when they fail to do that, it is always wise not to nominate the entertainers-read Elizabeth and Kevin.

All indications point to a boring house, should Hannington and Yacob leave on Sunday, especially the former because not only will we be robbed of his humor, but also his two ‘ladies’ will be severely hit.

The Ugandan has been playing both Liz and Malawi’s Mzamo, and ironically he has been receiving extraordinary support from the viewers of both countries.

Meanwhile this week’s task will focus on the housemates’ soccer skills.

One of the major features of any Football game is Theatrics. Convincing the referee that he should award a penalty in your favour may be the greatest asset any soccer player can bring to a team.

For this reason, and for the next 3 days, whenever Big Brother blows the whistle, all Housemates will immediately drop to the ground as if mortally injured and appeal in the most dramatic way for a penalty until Big Brother sounds another signal.

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