By being a party animal, I have learnt about a trend that is rapidly gaining momentum around our major social joints. This is the trend where women put on extra flesh around their bottoms and boobs in order to gain attention.

It is ridiculous for someone- an adult at that, to try out stunts that even a teenager might deem inappropriate.

Women who by nature are not gifted with Mother Earth bottoms and big, round, sleek boobs are making up for the shortfall by adding common materials for an improvement.

You will find that ladies with scrawny, flabby boobs are stuffing cotton wool, pieces of mattress, and even pieces of paper to pass themselves off as the proud owners of ‘knockers’.

When properly held up by a bra, these phony assets are made to look real to the casual eye.

At night the trick works like wonders. Under the influence of alcohol, men get attracted to them like moths to a lantern.

Yes, that’s the sad reality in Kigali party spots nowadays. Men are not getting the real value of their money because of these malicious ladies, who want to manipulate men with their fake assets. 

A lady friend confided in me about this trend and being observant as I am, I came to realize that we have been fooled around for too long.

It is time for real women to stand up to this nuisance and be themselves.

And men should also as per now start being more aware of this trend and reprioritize from being figure minded about women to looking for a woman with the brains no matter the type of figure she possess.

Perhaps by that party spots will regain the momentum that they used to have and be places for real socialization again.

If you are a woman and strongly desire a stunning shape, then please invest in herbal remedies, that go a long way in enhancing these assets rather than using common materials that might one day cause you embarrassment before a man.

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