I hate people who…

…are so damn economical with the truth. Please do no waste much time thinking. I am talking about liars and these are everywhere, just stop reading and look around. Yes you have just seen one I guess.

Why some people find it so hard to tell the truth even when they are not telling a police officer beats my hate-filled mind’s understanding? They lie for love and all other favours.

Some have done it for so long that they no longer have time to think of the lies because they are lies themselves. These are the same people who find it hard to tell the truth even when they are writing in their diary.

I am not one of them; just their hater especially after I discovered that one lie leads to another to keep the original lie functional. This column is not fictional and so I hate you and that is a fact.

…are always fussing and fighting for free goodies. It is amazing how some people prefer to receive free things instead of working for them. Even God himself prefers us to work our way to heaven and not to just get free coupons and walk in.

I have huge problems with people who fight for free things. Surprisingly a good number of them are journalists who go to cover company events.

Some even get the free things and forget where they placed their note books. A friend says that all black people love free things and The Hater is now looking for green paint to change his skin colour!

…think it is cool to use their phones as flash lights. Even a young child can tell that a mobile phone is a communication gadget and not a flash light. I know some phones do bear a light that can be used when it is dark.

This does not however turn it into a flash light. So stop trying to use it to see far ahead. And just in case someone snatches your phone/flash light do not say I did not tell you. At least I have hated you already.      

…eat irresponsibly before and during long journeys. Some people love to turn their stomachs into portable dust bins where everything goes.

This becomes more complicated when it is done just before one embarks on a long trip or during the trip. As the vehicle turns and twists along the road the contents in the stomach do the same.

To make matters worse sometimes the vehicle will hit very huge potholes forcing the stuff in the stomach to change position and even destination.

In a matter of time this person will be watching his breakfast coming back in a rather nasty format that I cannot describe here without spoiling your Sunday.

I hate the sight and the people who facilitate such scenarios. Eat light next time you travel. Remember you are just travelling and not grazing so you do not have to buy and eat anything you see.      

…never give their bodies a rest. I think I need to explain to some readers what Vision 2020 is all about on the next page. This is because some people have mistaken the idea of working hard and for 24 hours to mean not giving their bodies a rest.

You find some of these former thinkers in the discotheque sleeping! And then they continue to sleep at work the following day. At the end of the day, they have not done much more than just sleeping. 

Give your body a rest please, the economy does not depend on you that much. Interestingly, the Labour Ministry has granted me permission to continue working without rest because there are so many people I have to hate before I retire.

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