…think they can be bosses everywhere they go.

Every boss must have an office and this defines the boundaries of his/her area of influence. Apart from the president of the country, the rest of you should know where your boss tag starts and ends.

Some crazy power-corrupted fellows forget this simple fact. You find him in another office and instead of waiting for a service like all other people, this inconsiderate mammal starts ordering people around.

People he does not pay! Such borderless bosses ought to take a second look at their appointment letters to understand their job description.

…are addicted to modern day TV fictional series.

Alright may be I am not a good TV fellow but that does not stop me from hating. And besides, I have always had hatred for all addicts including people who are addicted to nothing!

Today my hate gun is facing all those part time thinkers who are wasting their lives on TV series like Prison Break, 24, etc. Do you also envy a prison sentence?

And so now you think T-bag is cool? No he is not. He is simply acting to get some money to pay his bills period. Wake up and watch something real like Al Jazeera news!

…always drive their cars with full beam headlights at night.

Cars have been around longer than the internet and by now you would expect most of the drivers to know and practice decent driving practices.

If you are in the habit of maintaining full beam headlights even when there is an approaching vehicle then you ought to hand over your driving permit to the gateman at Ndera mental facility immediately.

Are you trying to attract grasshoppers while you drive? Maybe because light travels fast, you think that full lights will help you get home quicker. The Rwandan traffic police that now work 24 hours should nail these jokers. 

…cannot give their phones a break even on a date.

I am talking about that special time you spend with a special person with intentions of acquiring rights to their heart or something along the same lines.

Quality time is what you need together and so it is only prudent for you to reduce the amount of time you spend revising old messages and sending new ones. Some of you even have the guts to play phone games while on a date.

Can’t you honestly spend a few uninterrupted hours without fingering (crazy word) your phone? My only prayer is that the MTN network fails you and do not joke with these South African guys when it comes to network problems.    

…waste visitors’ valuable time asking them lots of pointless questions.

Gatekeepers of this world have won themselves my hate today for often engaging visitors in a pointless question and answer session.

These overzealous fellows are always dying to ask you where you are going even when they can see for themselves that you are heading towards a particular office.

They are also not shy to ask you; your name, where you are coming from, who you want to see, why you want to see that particular person and whether you even know the person!

These fellows need to be interrogating Al Qaeda suspects not me The Hater. Come on, you are a simply a gateman not a BBC talk show host. 

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The Hater