The Hater: I hate people who…

…enter into taxis steaming of tobacco. These people make me so sick. As they wait for a taxi, they enjoy some toxic nicotine and tar. Once it comes in sight, they give the fag one last mean-mega pull and stock up lots of smoke in their mouth as if anticipating a shortage of the same. Then they enter the taxi smelling like the B.A.T factory. Shame on you killers!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

…enter into taxis steaming of tobacco.

These people make me so sick. As they wait for a taxi, they enjoy some toxic nicotine and tar. Once it comes in sight, they give the fag one last mean-mega pull and stock up lots of smoke in their mouth as if anticipating a shortage of the same. Then they enter the taxi smelling like the B.A.T factory. Shame on you killers!

…do not use their car’s indicators while driving.

I pity your driving instructor for having wasted time on your thick head. This is not a bicycle but a car. And it is a bigger machine with a higher propensity to destroy life and property. In case you intend to turn, please use the indicators. No excuses please, use them. Do not even mention the fuel crisis or anything.

…waste vital time attending to guests during working hours.

You left your home for work, not to meet and chat with visitors endlessly. Even a receptionist is not entitled to this type of foolish luxury.

If someone comes to see you, especially a relative, then you need to briefly attend to them and get back to work. No need for you to spend hours discussing your uncles, aunties, cousins, nephews and the rest of the clan. Get back to work before you lose this job trying to act like a village chief.

…spend money on very expensive and flashy phones.

Wait a minute. I am not acting jealous just because I hold a cheap old Siemens. I just wish you knew that a mobile phone is basically a communication gadget.

It is not some piece of jewellery or toy. I hate seeing you with your fake version of an iphone yet you do not have enough airtime to call your mother. You ought to have bought a cheaper phone and saved some money for airtime.

…are suddenly so excited about an Obama presidency.

Please give this guy a break. He has fought his way to the top. Now some of you are suspending your reasoning and hoping that you will get visas to go to the US just because the person in the Oval office is of a darker complexion than his predecessor.

You expect dollars to flow faster to this economy. Sorry! The US is not a part of the East African Community and will never be. It has got its own interests and Obama will address these first and foremost. Wake up!

I will not stop hating until you all change for the better. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com