1.Brave, bleeding boys battle bald, biting babies.

2.Please put this porcupine in your pants.

3.The crowd of clumsy clowns crushed the king’s crown.

4. The detective discovered the deadly dagger in dad’s dirty diapers.

5. The tiny teacher (on tippy toes) tamed the terrible T-Rex by tickling its tummy.

6.Noisy boys enjoy noisy toys, but noisy boys enjoying noisy toys are annoying.

7.The fat farmer’s five filthy fingers fed the ferocious ferret French fries.

8. Greedy Grandpa grabbed Grandma’s greasy grubs.

9.The peppy puppy the prince presented the princess produced piles of poop in the palace.

11.The hippos heard the hunter’s hiccups and hurried home to hide.

12.The big, bumbling bear burned his barrel baking bread.

13.Six stinky skunks sprayed Santa’s sleigh.

14. "Yellow yarn is yummy!” yelled the young yak.

15.The twins took the toilet and tiptoed toward town to try trading it for toys.

16.My sister’s shop sells shoes for sheep.

17.Firefighters found father frowning from a funny fever.

18.The nervous nurse had another nasty nosebleed and needed nine napkins for her nostrils.

19."Juicy!” joked the janitor, his jaws on the jiggling jellyfish.

20. If eight great apes ate eighty-eight grapes, guess how many grapes each great ape ate.

21.The little lambs, licking lollipops, went leaping and laughing into the lava.

22. When the wizard winked and waved his wand, the wars of the world went away.

Compiled by Dennis Agaba