…always jump the queue in banks and other places where there is one.

It is really annoying for you to imagine that I do not have anything to do apart from watching you squeeze yourself into the line.

If you were really in a hurry to get your money why didn’t you camp at the bank and get in before the cleaners. I pray that you lose that money soon after cheating other loyal and patient customers.

…conduct long range conversations in public commuter taxis.

I swear I am not making this up, some people really think that a taxi can easily be turned into a conference hall once you meet an old friend.

Someone at the back greets his colleague in the front and they then indulge in a loud conversation forcefully transforming the rest of us into an unwilling audience. I wish the driver would stop and throw you off so peace can reign. 

…do not stop for pedestrians to cross at zebra crossings.

Ok sir, it is bad enough that I do not have a car like you or work in a big organisation that furnishes its staff with huge 4x4s.

Please spare us your combination of ignorance and arrogance. It is you supposed to stop so I can cross. And judging from your action, I may be compelled to think that you only stop for Zebras!! This is a road not a game park.. 

…waste valuable time chatting and ‘face booking’ in office.

When it was stated in the job advert that the applicant is required to have computer skills, they never meant an internet junkie with no real friends but loads of fellow cyber loners without much work to do.

I pray that before the company server breaks down, you are fired or demoted and given a typewriter and basic calculator to use on your next job.  

…own Nokia mobile handsets but never carry a charger.

Most of you guys are cool but a good number of Nokia owners have got a sickening habit. Even before they are through with greeting their host, they quickly ask for assistance to have their fake old-second hand phone charged. They carry no charger but always assume that their host also owns a Nokia plus a charger.

I always feel like throwing up when they try to up their game by saying they are expecting an important business call. That is why I love my Siemens handset. 

I will not stop hating until you all change for the better. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com