…pick their noses in public. You all know what I am talking about. That sickening habit of pushing your finger up your nose like it’s an excavator and pulling out all sorts of filthy garbage and then rubbing your fingers. When you do this in public, I wish I could shoot you. But when you go ahead and offer your dirty fingers for a handshake I wish I could shoot myself too. 

…use e-mail only to forward endless spam mails. I have read that joke before and I do not care if that chap in Venezuela needs urgent surgery. I have enough problems. Do not bother threatening me with those "if you do not send to 20 people in 30 minutes” notices. You do not pay my internet bill after all. Someone please send me serious mail tomorrow. 

…on seeing my mobile phone, they try to check my account balance. If Rwanda revenue officials do not bother to find out how much airtime I have, who are you to go around snooping on my account balance? And oh! how I hate it when you follow this action with that lousy question, "can you send me a Me 2 U? A mobile phone is a personal gadget and so is the credit therein. 

…enter banking halls without a pen. These people really love to spoil my day by asking to borrow my pen to put their signature on bank documents. I have also met their cousins following us (the decent people) to the border crossings so we can assist them with our pens to fill the immigration documents. If the government can afford to give laptops to all pupils, why can’t you buy a pen worth Rwf100? I wish banks could have rules against lending pens inside the bank. 

…borrow things and fail to return them. Unfortunately, these are very many and everywhere. They humbly request to borrow your book for instance but returning it is harder than squeezing water out of a stone.

If you choose not to return what you borrowed then technically you are stealing. Why do you enjoy seeing me pleading to have my property back? Yes, it is my duty to hate and I am not about to stop. Change now before my hatred worsens.

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