…keep sampling the ring tones of their phone in public. This habit really irritates me and yes I hate you. Please, your cheap Korean made phone is not a substitute for public entertainment.

Why don’t you wait till you get home and then you decide on the best tone. I do not need to hear all of them because I don’t even intend to help you make a choice. If you ask me, I think they are all lousy tones. 

…walk around wired with i-pods, mp3 players or hooked onto the FM radio on their phones. I hate it when you keep shouting that, "I cannot hear you...” because your ears are all plugged up.

Remove the damn phones and hear what I have to say. Stop pretending to be a security agent. And by the way I wish that guy driving a huge truck and trying to get your attention by honking his horn just knocks you dead. 

…shout into their phones while in public. Come on noisy fellow, you are not addressing a political rally. And remember you are using modern technology so there is no need to shout.

Even before the era of mobile phones people used not to shout their voices hoarse on a phone call. Actually I don’t really need to know how much money you are expecting…that is an old stunt please.

…imbibe lots of alcohol and start bragging about how rich they are. No one invited you to the bar and if you really wanted to tell us how you have an expensive Radio and DVD player then you should have been drinking from your home near you cheap assets. We do not need to hear what you have because it will not in anyway affect the price of the beer!

…can afford but do not buy a newspaper and then ask questions. They are common in the taxis and will start with a question like, "Who is General Nkunda,” and quickly follow with, "What does he want?” Hold it right there!

I am not a spokesperson for Nkunda and neither did I buy this paper to educate strangers on the politics of the great lakes region. Get your self a copy…after you have taken some English lessons too. 

Yes it is my duty to hate and I am not about to stop. Change now before my hatred worsens. Help me hate by sending your suggestions to.

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