Open their mouth while eating. These people think that it is so nice to see how their teeth go about slicing food and mixing the numerous things into one disgusting mould of food. Once food has gone beyond the lips please keep your mandibles shut till further notice.

…go around spitting anywhere they find. Please, Kigali City flowers can do much better with water from the city council or rain not your expired saliva. And if you really have to, try not to do it in the presence of others, as this is certainly a very disgusting thing to do.

…bother others by flashing (beeping) endlessly. For Christ’s sake this is a phone for communication and I really wonder who taught you this boring ‘skill’ since it appears in no mobile phone handset manual that I know of.

And hey, will you stop boring me with that line… "I was checking if you phone is on” if you really wanted to know then you could have tried MTN customer care.

…insist on taking the front seat next to the door in commuter taxis. Even if you are related to the driver, this is a public good, so you should not choose seats for other by getting out so that I may sit between you and the driver. Next time get a cab and sit anywhere you want even in the trunk!

…do not follow current affairs in the media. Stop asking me questions about Obama. Just get yourself a transistor radio, newspaper, TV or check the internet. Only then will you be sure than he is the president elect of the US, not a president yet and that he is not a Kenyan but a Black American whose father was a Kenyan.

Yes it is my duty to hate and I am not about to stop. Change now before my hatred worsens. Help me hate by sending your suggestions to

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