1. Why was the belt arrested?
• Answer: For holding up the pants.

2. What do you call a funny book about eggs?
• Answer: A yolk book.

3. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
• Answer: Evaporated milk.

4.What did the beach say when the tide came in?
•Answer: Long time no sea.

5.What did one potato chip say to the other?
•Answer: Shall we go for a dip?