…are always judging others for not being sophisticated. Can we all agree that it is not easy to acquire sophisticated mannerisms and go slow on those of us who are not as cool as you want us to be? I am sick and tired of people who judge others over such flimsy matters.

So what if I cannot eat using chopsticks or a knife and fork like you? Why do you get bothered by me using my clean hands to devour my chicken? Just assume you are driving a car and I am walking on foot or riding a bicycle, what matters is getting to my destination.

Even with food we are all curing hunger and there is no rule that says we all need forks and knives to eat. Ok so if you are so sophisticated with all this knives and fork business, I will assume your pet uses them too, right? Just mind your business the same way I am minding my own.

…always think everything they do is some sort of competition. Almost all parents I know would love to raise a competitive child who strives to top the class in academics and win at sports competitions. Unfortunately the adult versions of such children are often a pain in the wrong places of our anatomy.

I am talking about those jokers who think everything they do is a competition yet in reality they are just being a nuisance. These guys will rush to finish their food and then look at you like you just caught leprosy. In a plane or bus they will get up to leave even before it comes to a stop. Why not just calm down and know that no one is interested in competing with you.

…always scare children about what the future will be like. Granted life is not as easy as we expect it to be or how it is portrayed in the movies and glossy magazines. However I really think it would be much better if some people just borrowed some rat poison, swallowed some of it and left the rest of us in peace.

Why do we still need to put up with these ultra pessimistic fellows who are always scaring young people about how only doom awaits them once they grow up. So what are the kids supposed to do with such nonsensical messages, refuse to grow? And if things are so bad for adults then how come you are not dead yet?

What makes you think that your miserable life is the standard for everyone else? Will you cheer up just this once? …think every time is time for jokes. Have you ever been in a meeting with people you thought had passed the puberty stage but there is that annoying guy with funny teeth who thinks he should add a lame joke to each and every statement he makes?

Maybe your girlfriend has sustained your relationship by continuously lying to you that you have a good sense of humour. That doesn’t mean you should audition for us those lies in the middle of serious deliberations. Even the Bible says there’s a time for everything. It doesn’t say that that time is for jokes only.

There are moments when one has to be taken serious like when The Hater says he is resigning. That is not a joke.

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