…start useless conversations before asking you for money. I understand the whole thing about breaking the ice and all but I must say that I am sick and tired of people who come with these boring tales just before they ask you for money or a favour.

These jokers are quick to interview you about your family as they gauge for the right moment to ask for money. If you answer he/she is fine to all the questions asked then the money to be borrowed may even increase. Some of them even mix up their boring stories because all they are thinking of is the money.

One joker was telling me last Tuesday, about how the earthquake in Bujumbura had killed so many people and the people of Baltimore were rioting because Obama wants to campaign for a third presidential term!

…go to bars and then pile beer bottles on the table. It is easier to take someone away from the village than to take the village out of them. In fact calling some of these part time thinkers ‘villagers’ is an insult to most villagers I know. I am talking about the ones who walk into a bar and order for about ten beers and have them placed on the table like some sort of decoration.

They assume that having a table covered with unopened beer bottles gives the impression that they have lots of money. No son, you look like an imbecile about to get drunk. If you really wanted to have all your beers at once, why not ask for them to be poured in a bucket and you just drink from there with a straw maybe? I honestly think some of these jokers were abused as children or are just trying to compensate for something deficient in their lives besides common sense.

…never follow basic and clear instructions. We may have to just accept that some people had concrete poured in their heads at some point in their lives. Go to Facebook and you will see someone asking for help with some information and asking anyone with the information to post it in the inbox.

There are always those people whose mothers dropped them on their heads soon after birth who will still post in the comments box. I always ask myself why these stupid people are so confident with their condition.

Someone has asked those with information to inbox and you who doesn’t have the information you are commenting or putting the information in the wrong place. How did these people pass exams if they can’t comprehend simple instructions?

…have suddenly become boxing experts. Everywhere people are still talking about the much-hyped fight of the century between Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao. However, I’m compelled to hate the jokers who think that after watching the fight they were awarded certificates as boxing experts.

They are so generous with their stale opinions hoping we shall swallow it like some bitter prescription from a witch doctor based in Zanzibar. Some have just realised that boxing is not always about knockouts but points as well.

Why do you feel compelled to pretend you know so much yet in reality the closest you have ever been to a boxing situation is asking Google what Boxing Day (December 26) is all about.

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