…are always complaining about comments on their Facebook wall. There is nothing as disturbing as someone who is ignorant and angry at the same time. Take for example the people who post something on Facebook and then complain about the comments below as if they cannot see the option of deleting them or simply unfriending the people posting what you do not like.

Why do you bore us with reminders about how your wall is private as if you do not know that there is nothing really private about a Facebook wall? If you do not want people to comment then do not post or delete what you dislike. Better still why not just close your account and move to a cave up in the mountains.

…waste time trying to find the hidden meaning of their names. These days I see so many people wasting valuable time on funny Facebook apps trying to find out the so called hidden meanings of names. Are people this idle already?

If your parent never explained to you what your name means then silently use Google instead of sending the rest of us busy people those annoying requests to also partake in that time wasting venture of seeking the meaning of a name. To be honest many of us are too busy trying to find meaning in our lives not mere names.

These same people are close relatives of the ones who never tire from sending us invites to play Candy Crash.

These ones I just keep wishing we could crash their heads in response.

…go out to party and spend time seeing who was there with them. Sometimes you really wonder what some people want in this life. I really find it strange and annoying that someone can go to a bar or club and instead of having a good time, they spend all their time taking note of everyone they know, or think they know.

These jokers will then spend the rest of the next day talking about how they were at Club X and then mention a list of names of the people who they saw at the club. In my mind I wonder whether these jokers were in the club to conduct a census or to enjoy themselves.

So what if you know who was there last Friday? Do you intend to sell this valuable data in exchange for an extra drink next time you go to that club?

…bully other road users, especially those learning how to drive. There are some people with a very disturbing sense of road entitlement. I honestly wish such people could be hit with a nasty infection around their private parts. I swear these people are the worst of mankind.

I am talking about the goons you find on the road bullying other drivers who are carefully trying to learn how to drive. They will hoot and race close behind to the car with the big red "L” for learner and laugh about it like adolescent juveniles. It is quite clear that such people needed more than just lessons on how to drive but also basic morals and they missed out on that.

I cannot refer to them as animals without other animals feeling offended. It should be possible for us to report them and get their driving permits confiscated. Our roads will be better without them.

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