Poke you on Facebook 

Oh my goodness.Someone poked me and it wasn’t a surprise that they are from University of Rwanda, Butare campus. They are known for that. Poking is so old fashioned that even MarK Zukerberg forgot it exists on his social media platform. As if that isn’t bad enough, they will send a message in your inbox asking why you didn’t poke back.

Beep

All telecom companies have tried their best to lower their rates, so much that they don’t want to see anyone beeping. But College of Science and Technology students have not moved on.

They have become so good at it that your phone doesn’t even ring; you just find the missed call registered in your phone even when you were looking at it the whole time. I understand one of these students is now an international consultant on beeping in developing counties.

Send friend requests to everyone

The whole world has received a friend request from at least 10 Adventist University of Central Africa (Mudende) students. Like it or not, they will send that request and when you reject it, they will send it again and again. They are the reason Facebook decided to put a limit to the number of requests sent. Funny thing is that three quarters of the sent requests are ignored but that doesn’t stop them.

Abuse photo shop

Guess what;this dude just posted a picture of himself with his arms around Kim Kardashian and another of him standing at Time Square in New York City. He doesn’t even have a passport, his English is as wobbly as a newborn’s neck, but he apparently flew to New York and California over the weekend and was back on Monday morning for class.

Copy jokes

Someone sent a joke to a Whatsapp group with the name Mark in it. Astudent at University of Rwanda’s College of Business and Economics got the same joke, changed the name to his own and sent it to the same group members, only individually,and claimed that it was his joke. If you have everplagiarised this bad, please slap yourself and write to the Campus Inspector for forgiveness.

Open groups

Then there are those who open groups for no reason at all. Once, it rained so heavily that we stopped by a classroom for shed. Because we were there long, we talked about a number of things and by the time we went home, some idiot had added us to a group he opened called "The rain of Thursday”.These ones need to be electrocuted.