…pretend to converse with a friend as they jump the queue. If possible I would use a bigger font size just to emphasise how much I dislike these jokers who think that we never notice when they are doing something sinister.

I am talking about the ones who will pretend they are talking to a friend when in the actual sense they are planning to jump the queue. These people think that the rest of us enjoy spending our lives in the line waiting.

They assume when we found a queue we could also not recognise friends with who to chat and then join the queue without going all the way to the back. If these people knew that sometimes we think of bewitching them but are only stopped by our Christian values then they would stop this sickening habit.

...spend most of their lives discussing the lives of rich people. Have you come across these cheap excuses of human beings? The ones who wake up each day and look for information about who the richest man in the world or country is and how he has so much money and owns lots of houses and cars? I am yet to really understand how exactly such an obsession can help one to better their lives.

I doubt whether rich people ever invest time to discuss what poor people don’t have. I am also yet to hear of a rich man giving away one of his cars to a poor fellow on Facebook because he was talking about the rich man a lot. What happened to just minding your business and working to improve your life. I am glad I’m rich to be discussed by empty heads out there.

…you meet on a bus and they pretend to be tour guides. If you often use public transport especially out of the city you are more likely to meet the kind of people described here. I am also sure you hate them like me. I am talking about that know-it-all fellow who as you travel takes it upon himself to announce every landmark he sees through the window.

The kind of empty head that will not keep quite but instead assume you do not anything that is by the road side.

So they volunteer to be tour guides and shout out names of schools, hospitals and even former road block spots. I met one such person and felt like throwing him off the bus and hoping he gets a job at Google Maps or something. That is why it is smart to have earphones on such occasions.

…make plans oblivious of the time of the year. If you think that being broke during the month of January is a mere rumour, then I suggest you find something else to read.

After all the merrymaking and the fact that for many the December salary comes way before the 25th day being broke in January is not strange. It is quite the norm when you have bills to pay especially if they include school fees.

I therefore find it strange that someone can organise an event that they want you to attend after contributing to, in this month. Some joker was telling me to give him ‘something’ for his birthday party that falls on January 15. I just shook my head and told him that if he cannot move it to February 15 then I am really sorry. People should learn to be flexible in this life.

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