…send recycled festive season greetings. I had almost forgotten to mention these part time thinkers. Oh how I hate their guts. Instead of sitting down to send you a special message for this season they simply forward that tired one that has been used on thousands of people from Australia to Malaysia then to Italy then all over Africa.

I am sick and tired of those picture messages and stale jokes. Just send me a simple Happy New year and not that fermented stuff that every one with a cheap phone from China has seen. Those recycled messages are not special at all, what is special is your laziness. If you plan on forwarding me such stuff please don’t because I will have seen it already from another annoying person.

...use the festive season as an excuse not to pay their debts. Although the festive season is supposed to be a time to enjoy and celebrate life some people use it to transmit pain. I am talking about the sadists who use this time only as an excuse not to pay their debts.

Yes you know them I am sure. Those imps who instead of paying you start giving excuses like, oh you see I am in the village now so I will sort you when I come back after the first week of January...” Which village is that where there is no bank or mobile money agent? And do you thinking hiding in this season will make your debts disappear? I know it is harsh but such people should choke on a chicken bone and die if they don’t want to pay their debts.

…bore us each year with that ‘New Year new me’ talk. The New Year is just around the corner but some people are hell bent on boring us to death so we don’t make it to 2015. These jokers wait just when the year is about to end and a new one has just began to go around declaring how they are going to be new people with new mannerisms in the new year.

What is sickening is that this is some kind of annual stupidity they brandish around. Well it needs to stop. Some of you are so annoying that instead of a new you we would rather we just got a more silent you. If you think you only have to take action about your life around this time then that action better be silence.

…always beg you for things like calendars from your work place. These days annoying people are in full supply. There is this group that always begs you to get them a calendar because you work for a big company.

How low can some people go surely? How about you just go and buy one for yourself from a bookshop or apply to work in those companies. Why should working for a big company be my problem? Today they beg for a calendar and the next day they want a key holder and then a branded T Shirt.

Where does this stop? Oh and before I forget, I do not have a calendar. I am not begging though, if you have just send and forget what I said above. Help a brother out here.

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