…do not expect you to change at all. If we went to school together then you are supposed to be my friend at least. However I am beginning to hate some of you who I meet and you say dumb things like, "Oh my God you have grown!” But surely did you expect me to remain stunted for all those years we have not seen each other?

Am I some kind of infrastructure that is expected to remain the same for years? Was I supposed to stay the same and wait for you to show up and say it is ok for me to change now? 

…find you in public places and ask you why you are there? I now understand why this is still called a developing world. How can development happen when people don’t even know their real job descriptions? I am really sick and tired of the guys who find me in the supermarket or any market and ask me what I am doing there.

Dude this is a place where things are sold and people come to buy not to answer stupid questions from people who have nothing better to say. Sometimes the best thing is to give them an equally stupid answer like, "I am looking for place to sleep.”

…make irrational pronouncements instead of addressing real issues. The other day I heard something that shocked me but I pretended not to be shocked. Now that even the president has mentioned it I think it is safe to say I hate local leaders who make dumb pronouncements like the recent talk of banning bicycles from using tarmac roads apparently to reduce accidents?

Since when are accidents caused by a mode of transport? I really feel sorry for the teachers who taught some of these local leaders. Imagine hearing a student you taught uttering such nonsense in public?    

…do barbaric things to attract attention. There is nothing as painful as being innocently killed simply for doing their job. I have seen reports of the ISIS people in Iraq beheading an American journalist. The only crime he committed was doing his job in Iraq.

Instead of capturing soldiers you go for innocent journalists and even have the guts to film the execution and torture his family. Such evil people need to have VIP suites in hell where the fire even has a back up just in case. Such people deserve to even get a pre- hell experience before they eventually get there. 

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