I was reading about a pastor who was robbed on his way home from Church last Sunday. His car, phone and some cash were taken and when I told my colleagues about it, few had kind words. 

One even said that chances are the pastor had just emptied the offertory basket into his wallet and that God was mad, hence allowing thieves to have their way. I then asked him when he was last in Church and how much offertory he had given. He went quiet.

I’m not judging here but I don’t like people who are quick to judge those serving God. Next time you attend a service, pay attention when the offertory bags are going around. About 95 percent of the congregation drops in coins. If you offer a 1,000 note, people will look at you like you’re out of your mind. 

Some people even steal from the basket, which explains why many churches had to go with bags that you can’t easily dip your hands into on the pretext of getting change. Most people I know don’t tithe and much as I’d want to and know I should, I don’t either because there’s always a more pressing need. 

So, every time people go on and on about how these born-again pastors are ‘chewing’ their money, I roll my eyes. Of course I know there have been cases of abuse where pastors have built lavish homes for themselves and bought private jets. But there are also many honest ones out there who are not just about the money. 

I’ve heard people joke that if you want to get rich fast, start a church but I don’t think it’s that simple. Any of you ever had to make a presentation? I have, twice, before ten or so people and I can tell you I was so nervous and wondered whether my presentation made sense. I fidgeted with the projector, I was clumsy and at one point dropped the chalkboard marker. As I attempted to pick it up, I hit my head against the table and my wig nearly came off. I had to readjust it in front of all those people! Every time someone turned around or scratched their head, I thought they were bored. 

Was I talking too fast or too slow? Would they be relieved once it was over? Imagine what it must be like for preachers who have to do this all the time! It’s no longer just the Sunday service, there’s Bible study, counseling, Baptism, outreach and so many other things these church people have to take care of in their communities. When you go to church, you don’t think about the ushers and the choir. 

They may or may not have other jobs. They need food and transport, not to mention those colourful costumes we love to see them wearing. There’s also security, rent for the premises, water and power bills. Ever wondered who pays for those? I guess what I’m trying to say is that we should look at preachers the same way we look at bankers, nurses or teachers. It’s a job like any other and these people need to be paid.