…start stale conversations in an elevator. There is a special kind of annoying people I have discovered. These ones think that they can start a conversation anywhere anytime even when they find you in an elevator.

Unless you have some very brief and vital information to pass on to me, I do not know why you think we should converse for 20 seconds because I am definitely getting off the lift at the next floor. What happened to basic etiquette of just minding your business and staying in your space?

…roll down their car windows do drop rubbish in the middle of the road. With this particular group I am always lost for words when I see them. How their parents failed to think of contraception still baffles me.

If you are stupid enough to think that roads can also serve as dumpsites them I think you should have been dumped before you could crawl for you are not of any use to mankind with that level of stupidity. If you cannot keep the trash in your car until you find the right place for it then do not leave home. Stay there with your filthy manners.  

…set programmes that clash with the World Cup games. Whenever you are planning to do something always take time to look ahead and see what else could be on your calendar. This is because I have no option but to hate anyone who sets a big function to coincide with a big World Cup game.

The World Cup is biggest sporting event but you think it should compete with your birthday party or even your wedding. How do you expect people to spare time for you and in the process miss out on crucial games that are only played once every four years? Please do not also blame me if you die on such days and we miss your funeral as we watch the World Cup.  

…complain about telecom companies without switching. I know this column is also about complaints but sometimes complaining for its sake can be just annoying. Take the example of people who are always complaining about how one telecom company is stealing their airtime or giving them bad service.

I wonder why they do not make up their minds and switch to another provider. Some of us got tired of complaining and now suffer in silence. Please spare us the noise because those guys will still not listen.

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