…rudely hiss at others for attention. I have a strong feeling that this was one of the first bad habits that mankind could have picked from the snake in the Garden of Eden. I am talking about the very annoying habit of hissing at someone across the street to catch their attention.

Whoever still does this deserves to be punched in the teeth very hard. If you do not know my name or cannot clap, do not bother hissing because I cannot tolerate reptile manners in human beings. 

…criticise the same things they promote. I am sure you know some people with this weird habit of saying something is so bad while at the same time giving it more publicity. The ones who condemn some artistes for dressing very badly while posting pictures of the indecently dressed artistes.

Doesn’t this sound like saying poison kills while drinking it to prove? If you do not like what you see then do not post it on Twitter or your Facebook wall. You are not helping anyone. 

…are already using the World Cup as an excuse for everything. The long awaited World Cup has started and I am already pissed off by some people, especially men, who are lying to their wives who they assume not to know about the games.

If you are lying to your wife about the games do not get mad when you hear that she has also been entertaining someone while you were away watching a game that already ended. 

…shout instructions to footballers they see on TV. I wonder whether some of these people have children and what they children think of their inexperience when it comes to thinking. I am talking about the loud mouths known to shout instructions to footballers they are watching on TV.

Since when did footballers in Brazil take instructions from a joker in Kimironko or Kabeza? I think some of these people need to choose between watching the game and taking cheap alcohol that turns them into foolish football coaches.

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