…give you their business cards every time you meet them. There are those annoying people who each time you meet; they give you their business card sometimes even when they have not changed jobs.

What these people forget sometimes is that if I already know you then you can just give me your phone number and not that same card you gave last month. It does not make you look any serious if people see you handing out cards like a WFP worker hands out food to starving people. 

…pretend to work while earning high salaries. This basically applies to the folks at EWSA. Yes you thought I was never going to mention you here? Well I am doing that now because I am really sick and tired of the power cuts but more so, some people are tired of not having water for days on end.

How do you live with yourselves by going to work daily and actually not delivering much and expecting salaries like some of us? 

…serve you and assume you will be eating forever. The other day I was at a restaurant with friends and we were served food and drinks but once we were done, we had to beg a waitress over five times to come and pick up the plates and give us more drinks. How such brainless people get jobs is still a mystery to me. Such people  deserve to be employed at cemeteries where they can bury someone and not come back for there is no need to.  

…just don’t understand the difference between seeing and scrolling. In case you have a smart phone, I am sure you have met these jokers. The ones who you show one picture and they instant decide they should actually have a look at every picture you have ever taken with your phone and start scrolling. It is so sad that they have lived to be with us in this era. They belong to the days before smart phones for they are just a pain to society. 

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