…don’t have the courtesy to ask you to share a reading material. Last week I could have won a medal for staying calm when some fool decided to just pull a magazine off my laps to read. Something inside me was telling me to slap this uncultured fellow so hard that his teeth would find new locations but restrained myself.

What is wrong with some people? What do you lose by asking politely whether it is ok for me to lend you a magazine to read as we both wait to be attended to? 

…insist that you should call them after sending an email. There are some things that people do and I wonder why they never got a refund for the time they wasted in school. For example, why do you want me to send you an email and then call you to tell you that I have sent you an email?

The reason these jokers love to give is that you should call them so they know the email has been sent? Are you even listening to yourself? Just check your email like you always do instead of wasting my airtime on useless things. Do you get calls for all emails you get?

…go to the club just to stand next to the DJ’s booth. Of late I have noticed a new kind of foolishness among some people. There are some lousy people who instead of going to a club to have fun will instead spend all their time standing next to the DJ’s booth as if they  are paid to supervise him.

These part time thinkers are known to just stare at the DJ the way a hungry baby looks at a busy mother. Sometimes I think such people should be exchanged with girls that were abducted by Boko Haram.  

…still move around with a bunch of keys hanging on their waist. In case you never got the memo it is 2014 not 1976. I am talking to those shameless folks that still think it is cool to have a bunch of keys weighing over a kilo hanging on their waist.

Who told you that there is anything cool about looking like a colonial prison warder in this day and age? People who do this are a disgrace to mankind and are probably the reason why Jesus is not in a hurry to come back. Please stop it immediately.

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