…buy ‘take away’ food only to eat it on the way. I do not understand why someone would refuse to eat in a restaurant and prefer to take away the food but cannot wait to get home or to their office.

The other day, I was in a commuter taxi and the guy next to me was eating chicken and chips (fries). It did not bother him that I was probably not going to taste chicken until my salary comes but can’t hungry people have some manners and patience? 

...ask you to mind your own business while making theirs public. I really don’t understand why some people find it hard to tell the difference between what is public and what is private. For example, why would you post private information on Facebook and when people comment you tell them to mind their own business?

What happened to just writing this in your diary and placing it under your pillow. Stop stressing us with your insecurities. 

…think it is funny to joke about death. Tuesday was April Fools’ Day. I must say here that I hate anyone who thought joking about death was the best way to go about this day. Imagine if there was a real emergency or a death announcement and we just treated it as another April Fools’ Day joke. Would it still be funny? 

…just cannot take a joke for once. Much as I hate those who joke about things that require seriousness, I also cannot stand people who are so stuck up they cannot take a joke ever. I am talking about those people who think everything in life should be handled with the seriousness required when handling nuclear weapons launch codes. Lighten up once in a while; the world is not a better place because you refuse to laugh.

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