Buy a TV at campus and you will instantly become a celeb. You can also charge a fee for those who want to watch television in your room – like a local cinema of sorts!

Having this in mind, I saved up and bought a TV. I was told ladies would flock my room and I would sell like a hot cake. However, days passed and no chick came to my room or even talked about me having a TV. If I passed a small group of chicks talking, there was no reaction. It seemed odd so I investigated the matter.

I realized that the guys who came to watch TV would talk about what they saw on TV but not mention where they watched the TV from. The chicks probably assumed it was somewhere away from campus. I was angry. I thought about those guys and cursed. They were total liabilities at this point and I contemplated chasing them. But being the smart chap that I am, I came up with a better plan.

No more Mr. Nice Guy. I set rules – to watch television in my room, you would not only have to pay a fee, but also carry your dinner to share with me. So that gave me what I can only call a buffet as everyone came with their own dinner and I was spoiled for choice. One dude came with mayonnaise, which was alright, till he used one of my spoons to put some on his plate, licked the spoon then placed it neatly back on the rack! I have never sent anyone out of my room so fast. I threw the spoon at him and told him to keep it as something to remember me by. What kind of nonsense is that?

As for the rest…their punishment is so far from over. Still looking for more ways to punish them for their betrayal!