Early this week, I met a really beautiful lady and we exchanged numbers and being the smooth man that I am (not to mention single), I decided to take it to the next level.

So I texted her at night expressing how I felt about her and how nice it was to see her. I also told her I would love to meet up with her again. The next thing I knew, I was texted back from a different number by a gentleman warning me to stay away from his girl. He said his name is Bosco. Just by his name, I imagined how muscular he was. I backed off and deleted her number immediately. Our class had a presentation to make so they asked people to dress decently. When I entered class, it was like I was back in the 80’s. These kids were on something else - one lady wore those white dresses that girls used to wear for Sunday school or Christmas service! Another gentleman wore a yellow suit, and maybe that would be okay but he had all shades of yellow going on - a dark yellow trouser and a very bright yellow coat! To make matters worse, the shirt was maroon and he topped his look with brown shoes! It can’t get worse than that.

As you can imagine, my pockets are entirely empty. I spent all my money on a lady on Valentine’s Day and after moving from place to place and having all the fun in the world, she told me I was a sweet guy but she wanted to rush home and go Skype with her boyfriend. They have been dating for five years apparently. That chic played me like no other!

Finally, results of the exams we did are coming out soon. Clearly some of the papers have to be failed. I mean, they gave us a paper just two days after New Year’s Day. Some of us love the New Year so much that we celebrate it for three days. The paper caught me on day two of the celebration. I mean, a guy has got to represent and celebrate the New Year the way it is supposed to be celebrated…heavily!