…think they can transfer their desperate situation to others. I wonder where some people acquire the special kind of stupidity they exhibit. Take for example the jokers on Kigali Life who say they are selling something at a certain price that is non-negotiable yet the item is a used one and the seller has a few days left before leaving Kigali.

You have few days to go and you want me to buy your old weather beaten shoes at a non-negotiable price. Do you think you are now a small supermarket or what? Your stuff is old; time is not on your side so it is pointless to give tough conditions. You can as well take your old lousy stuff with you back to wherever you came from. 

…can never make up their minds on what they want. I am sick and tired of people who just can’t make up their minds. How hard can it be for you to decide what you want to eat or drink if indeed you are hungry or thirsty? Don’t you just hate the kind of people who keep waitresses standing for hours as they look at the menu as though it is some kind of encyclopaedia? Are you there to get a meal or it is some kind of disguised research.

Not surprisingly, these are likely to be the same jokers who will complain that their order has taken ages to come. Do you think the restaurant plans for your indecision? Why are you even not thinking of just buying the food and going home to create space for those who know what they want. 

…place chewing gum under tables instead of disposing it off properly. One of the worst things you can do in an unguarded moment of boredom is to run your hand under a table or chair. The most likely thing to happen is a moment of disgust as your hand meets with chewing gum that was in someone’s mouth weeks ago. This habit is so annoying that sometimes I think gum should be treated like sodas and beers.

Before you are sold more, you should show us where you disposed the last piece of gum. If it is under a table then your teeth should be knocked out immediately.

…copy and try out things without thinking about them. We’ve all seen movies where people are shown having fun by the poolside and they get excited and start pushing their friends into the swimming pool. If you are thinking of such a thing you may want to remember that your friend has a Samsung Galaxy S4 in his pocket and will not be pleased for it to get wet.

The same applies to those of you who think it is funny to just surprise someone by pouring a bucket of water on them simply because it is their birthday. I am sure they will also not be pleased to find their Techno phone dead. 

…joke about death as if it is really something funny. I am hoping that those who read this story are not future suicide bombers. Those are the only people who should joke about death since their job requires them to die anyway. The other day I told a guy who was riding a motorcycle I was sitting on to slow down because it was dangerous to swerve back and forth in traffic.

Instead the guy asked me why I was scared and whether I feared to die. To this day I regret why I did not punch him in the teeth. Since when did it become okay to joke about death. It is not my fault that you have no ambitions. 

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